"Leaving Present" is my first self published collection of poems and cartoons. Some of it is silly, some of it is supposed to be serious. Some of it is rude and some of it (I've been told) is funny. Includes the open mic favourites "New Game", "Ghost of a Woodlouse", "A Dog Could do That" and of course "Leaving Present".

"Leaving Present" on Amazon  

Consider “What an Absolute Load of Not My Cup of Splosh” to be the poetry equivalent of a new brand of tea or coffee that you have spotted in the supermarket. It appears to be good value for money, has attractive packaging and right now you could do with a bit of a change from the norm. Always a gamble isn't it? You might get it home, make yourself a brew and find that it's just how you like it. You might not. Try it out and decide for yourself. 

"What an Absolute Load of Not my Cup of Splosh" on Amazon

"Rats With Wings Have Feelings Too" is a comic book depiction of an encounter between a pigeon who is down in the dumps and a seagull with all the answers.

"Rats With Wings Have Feelings Too" on Amazon

"Memory Card" is a short pictoral account of a character having a wander around combined with a selection of hand written poems about video games. This book is an accompaniment to a video game of the same name that allows the player to experience the visuals from another characters perspective and hear readings of the poems from the book. 

"Memory Card" on Lulu

Five very short stories. Ten poems. Some cartoon drawings. A few videos of the author at work. Two silly questions.

The Carrot At The End Of The Spectrum Run is funny strange, funny peculiar, occasionally serious and always free.

"The Carrot At The End Of The Spectrum Run" on iBooks (iPad only)